Recent scientific research has shown that a persons name reveals a substantial ammount about themselves such as their intelligence, what they like to eat, their favourite animals, personal hygene standards, the way they dress and their sexuality. From this information a mildly vulgar name can be formulated (an Ooobername) which best describes that person.

Sociology reports conclude that Ooobernames have the potential to unify society in it's desire to be mildly offensive.